1) Ketchup addiction.
2) An inability to keep ketchup on my food while transferring said food to my mouth.
3) Directly related, shirts without ketchup stains.
4) Finding I have spilled ketchup on myself somewhere other than a shirt (in this instance, the side of my knee--and how did it get there?) is where this really gets worse.
5) (And most disturbing) My first and implemented idea for cleaning this up was to have the dog come lick it off.
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